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1.6sPeter, what the hell?
3.87sLois, last night my father came to me and reminded me that I'm a good Catholic.
1.9sIf I don't rid the house of this Jewish curse,
2.97sthis family is gonna go to hell, and I won't let that happen.
3.2sPeter, you were the only one who was even taking this thing seriously.
1.37sJews are gross, Lois.
1.7sIt's the only religion with the word "ew" in it.
1.83sOh, come on.
2.79sYou're acting crazier than when you were going through your Parker Lewis phase.
1.82sPeter, you ready for dinner?
2.87sThat's just like the Parker Lewis episode when Parker Lewis ate dinner.
2.57sPeter, nobody cares about your canceled show.
2.4sLois, Parker Lewis can't lose.
6.24sDon't even try and make him lose 'cause it's just gonna be that much more embarrassing for you when you realize that he can't lose.
1.65sWould he win in a fight with Batman?
2.03sWell, Chris, think about what you're saying.
4.07sParker Lewis can't lose. Heretofore, Batman can suck on that.
2.27sSuck on that? Suck on this.
2.4sTic Tacs have only one-and-a-half calories.
1.07sWell played.
1.4sI love you, Dad.
1.87sI love you too, son.
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