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1.15sSee you later, bitches.
4.2sHave fun with your stupid, goddamn giant chicken jokes and your Conway Twitty...
2.12sHey, why is there a moving truck outside Cleveland's house?
1.87sWell, I wouldn't put it quite like that,
1.72sbut, essentially, Brian's right.
3.5sBeing Jewish doesn't really have to change you or your family's life.
1.5sWell, I guess you're right.
2.97sThere's no reason things should be any different around here.
1.62sShalom, Jews.
3.47sWow, Dad! Where did you get all that glistening chest hair?
1.47sIt came with my Star of David.
2.8sEveryone, from now on our lives will be better.
2.17sWe'll be wealthy, our sons will become doctors,
1.57sand we'll be in charge of charity,
1.63sso we don't have to contribute to them.
1.98sI'm offended by that, and I'm not even Jewish.
1.44sPeter, what is all this?
3.5sLook, this is my way of letting you know that I'm embracing who you are.
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