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2.72sSince this is such a serious case of old,
1.97swe'll have to try our strongest treatment--
4.87sa soothing, full-body bath in searing hot tar.
3.64sSir, it's not necessary, or wise, to be naked.
3.5sYou sound just like my tennis instructor.
3.75sThe tar blisters the age right out of the body in what top scientists suspect...
3.44sis a miracle.
2.65sOh, I don't have time for this!
2.5sI have to go buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon...
4.07sand then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.