3.17sProfessor, we've talked it over, and everybody thinks you're too old.
1.96s
0.97sWe've decided to do the merciful thing...
2.33sand have you youthasized.
1.14sDear God, no!
4.05sOh, relax, Professor. Youthasizing is a trendy new spa treatment.
2.3sIt's this season's shark-cartilage enema!
3.79sBut I like being old! I don't have to talk to my parents.