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3.17sProfessor, we've talked it over, and everybody thinks you're too old.
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0.97sWe've decided to do the merciful thing...
2.33sand have you youthasized.
1.14sDear God, no!
4.05sOh, relax, Professor. Youthasizing is a trendy new spa treatment.
2.3sIt's this season's shark-cartilage enema!
3.79sBut I like being old! I don't have to talk to my parents.
2.25sNo one asks me to help move their stuff.
3.64sI don't need to understand today's edgy TV sitcoms.
3.99sOkay, okay. We're not gonna force you until I finish this sentence.
1.11sGet him!
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2.1sMy thong!
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3.79sHi!
1.93sI'm Heather, your personal youthasizer.
3.2sLet's get started with a nice botulism treatment, shall we?
0.49sGo to hell, Heather!
2.64sOh.