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2.79sthis like a mother's dream.
4sBad dream, that is. At this rate I'm never gonna get a grandchild! Oh!
2.3sMaybe she not grown up, but she sure grown out.
4.09sShe fat! Dad, if you're gonna make fat jokes till I get cute again,
2.27sI'm just gonna stay in my room!
3.02sStay in room? You so fat, you gonna stay all around room.
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3.49sI've got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth!
3.65sSuddenly, I'm going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours.
3.8sAnd those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks.
2.27sNow I have to pay them!
3.14sI'm tired of your yapping!
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4.04sAll you ever do is complain. You never try to make things better.