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1.57sWell, no, you don't.
2.29sBut if you have any interest in history--
2.59sI'm done.
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3.14sWow! Have you ever seen so many robot cowboys?
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3.27sHey, robot, get your fat metal ass down here!
3.04sFirst of all, I'm not a robot.
2.62sAnd second, I got this metal ass in 'Nam...
2.82sdefending this country for lazy jerks like you.
1.95sNow what'll you have, partner?
2.85sLet's see. One, two, three- Six whiskeys.
3.9sAll right! We only serve sarsaparilla, mac. No alcohol.
2.27sYou can get drunk when we get home.
1.95sDuh.
2.99sHey, these cards are marked.
2.07sNow look what you've done.
3.62sI'm sorry. I don't know what came over me.
2.67sLet's forget this whole thing happened.