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4.24sWell, back on land my name was Homer Simpson.
2.57sAnd I guess it is here too.
1.94sI promised my dad one of my kidneys,
3.2sbut I chickened out at the last minute and left him on his deathbed.
0.65sGood Lord!
2.12sOh, how could you!
0.45sI think I'm going to be sick.
4.12sI stole this accordion from a blind monkey.
3.67sBut you! You disgust even me!
0.67sWell, yeah, I know--
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4.84sThat's the last time I trust the strangest people on Earth.
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3.2sEven the sea won't forgive me.
3.29sThat's the best sand castle we've ever built, Dad!
2.04sWe make a great team, Son.
5.1sOh, I wish I had that kind of relationship with my father.