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4.3sWho are we? No one. Where are we sailing? Nowhere.
3.3sDo we even exist? Who knows?
1.97sHey, let me off this thing.
3.95sOh, don't listen to him. We exist all right.
3.75sWe wander the seven seas trying to forget.
0.5sForget what?
2.2sOh, boy. Here we go.
4.65sMy story of jilted love is long and bittersweet.
3.89sIf anyone has to go to the bathroom, go. I don't want you walking around during my story.
2.15sMy story's better. It has tigers.
3.24sI was born into wretched poverty.
2.22sSo one day I stole a loaf of bread,
3.54sput it in the freezer until it was very hard, then robbed a bank with it.
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4.42sAnd when Mr. Dinkley saw what I had done,
3.02sI was banned from the car wash forever.
1.93sForever? How awful!
2.2sI would have killed Dinkley for that.