3.04sFirst of all, I'm not a robot.
2.62sAnd second, I got this metal ass in 'Nam...
2.82sdefending this country for lazy jerks like you.
1.95sNow what'll you have, partner?
2.85sLet's see. One, two, three- Six whiskeys.
3.9sAll right! We only serve sarsaparilla, mac. No alcohol.