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3.89sIf anyone has to go to the bathroom, go. I don't want you walking around during my story.
2.15sMy story's better. It has tigers.
3.24sI was born into wretched poverty.
2.22sSo one day I stole a loaf of bread,
3.54sput it in the freezer until it was very hard, then robbed a bank with it.
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4.42sAnd when Mr. Dinkley saw what I had done,
3.02sI was banned from the car wash forever.
1.93sForever? How awful!
2.2sI would have killed Dinkley for that.
5.04sAs you can see, we're a contemptible lot of cads, bounders and tiger stabbers.
2.63sCome, stranger. join our circle of infamy.