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4.59sHomer, with all due respect, this X-ray reveals a textbook kidney blowout.
2.97sWhich would explain those loud pops you heard.
2.84sSo you're saying I don't need a new muffler?
4.75sI don't feel so good. Maybe I oughta eat something.
4.12sOh, I'm afraid your eating days are over.
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2.62sHow long do I have to live, Doc?
3.32sI'm amazed you're alive now.
3.04sOh, I blame myself for this.
2.33sWe all blame you.
3.17sCome on, Doc. There's gotta be something I can do to help my dad.
0.5sWell, you could give him a kidney.
3.82sA kidney? Okay, fine.
3.59sYou see, the waiting list for a kidney is very long, and--
1.62sI said fine.
3.04sWhat is it about the word "sure" you don't understand?
2.3sOh, thank you, Son.
4.27sHmm, I'll take the left one. It's good and springy.