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4.42sAnd when Mr. Dinkley saw what I had done,
3.02sI was banned from the car wash forever.
1.93sForever? How awful!
2.2sI would have killed Dinkley for that.
5.04sAs you can see, we're a contemptible lot of cads, bounders and tiger stabbers.
2.63sCome, stranger. join our circle of infamy.
3.85sTell us your story of ennui.
4.24sWell, back on land my name was Homer Simpson.
2.57sAnd I guess it is here too.
1.94sI promised my dad one of my kidneys,
3.2sbut I chickened out at the last minute and left him on his deathbed.
0.65sGood Lord!
2.12sOh, how could you!
0.45sI think I'm going to be sick.
4.12sI stole this accordion from a blind monkey.
3.67sBut you! You disgust even me!
0.67sWell, yeah, I know--
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4.84sThat's the last time I trust the strangest people on Earth.