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3.35sApes-A-poppin'! Whoo, the airline version.
3.37sCan I fluff your pillow? Nothing's too good for me.
3.5sAhh, I'm the luckiest man in the world...
1.93snow that Lou Gehrig's dead.
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1.73sWell, I gotta hand it to you, Homer.
2.4sYou're really brave to go through with this operation.
3.4sIt's not an operation, Moe. The doctor says it's just a procedure.
2.72sNo, no, no. Makin' Polenta-- that's a procedure.
2.97sYou're talkin' about deadly, life-threatening surgery here.
2.77sReally? Do you think it's dangerous?
2.74sOh, yeah. Even if you survive the operation--
2.77sProcedure! Deadly procedure!
2.13sWhatever. The point is, with only one kidney,
2.54syou won't be able to drink yourself stupid no more.
1.82sNow you're just tryin' to scare me.
3.05sPlus they'll put you on one of those organ donor sucker lists.
5.14sEverybody who wants an eyeball or a spine or a vestigial tail will be after you.
3.35sBut I don't want that. Listen, I'm just gonna get right to the point here.
4.19sCan I have your buttocks? I mean, if you die. They look pretty comfortable.