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3.29sOh, Homer, that was just a beer can with a whistle glued to it.
3.62sOh, but I don't want them cutting up my soft, supple body.
3.2sWhy didn't somebody tell me what I was volunteering for?
2.57sThis is everybody's fault but mine.
2.1sI know you're scared, Homie.
3.8sBut remember why you're doing this. It's for your father.
3.42sThe man who raised you and nurtured you.
4.19s"jack and jill went up the hill and--
2.84sJill came tumbling after." The end. Good night.
3.02sIs that the same jack from "jack and the Beanstalk"?
0.4sYou know, Son, I believe it is.
1.99sAnd jack Sprat?
3.22s- Is that him too?
- Sure. Why not? Good night.
2.24sIs he the same as "jack be nimble"...
2.57sand jack Frost and Little jack Horner?
2.79sSay, how about a little NyQuil?
2.22sAll gone.
2.92sAh, I love you, Son.
2.74sI owe Dad so much.
5.96sThose bedtime stories began my lifelong love affair with the printed word.