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2.72sNo, no, no. Makin' Polenta-- that's a procedure.
2.97sYou're talkin' about deadly, life-threatening surgery here.
2.77sReally? Do you think it's dangerous?
2.74sOh, yeah. Even if you survive the operation--
2.77sProcedure! Deadly procedure!
2.13sWhatever. The point is, with only one kidney,
2.54syou won't be able to drink yourself stupid no more.
1.82sNow you're just tryin' to scare me.
3.05sPlus they'll put you on one of those organ donor sucker lists.
5.14sEverybody who wants an eyeball or a spine or a vestigial tail will be after you.
3.35sBut I don't want that. Listen, I'm just gonna get right to the point here.
4.19sCan I have your buttocks? I mean, if you die. They look pretty comfortable.
0.42sYeah, I guess.
2.27sAnd are those your original lips?
4.14sWell, actually, I-- Hey! Quit harvesting me with your eyes!
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2.77sOh, yeah. That would look so good on me.
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1.68sMarge, I've been thinking.
2.87sWhat if instead of donating one of my old, worn-out kidneys,
2.5sI gave Grampa that artificial kidney I invented?