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4.6sThat's right. It's me, Judge Harm, through the magic of fiber optics.
2.14sHey, how about that?
3.39sQuiet, tubsy! You violated my order.
2.43sBut, Constance, it only happened because--
2.74sHey, hey! If I want a cock-and-bull story, I'll read Hemingway.
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3.4sDon't be mad at Homer. I was the one who cut the rope.
0.48sAre you threatening me with that knife?
2.04sNo!
2.08sWait! I'm to blame, Judge.
3.97sYou see, I was pressuring my wife to make love in front of our son.
2.23sYou're gonna laugh when you hear this.
2.7sWhen suddenly--
2.1sWell, I thought Dad was the problem.
3.34sBut apparently Mom is no prize pig herself.
3.9sIt's a miracle poor Bartholomew isn't robbing banks and chasing sweet Lady "H."
0.5sI'm a latchkey kid.
2.64sYou are not!
1.75sQuiet, little girl!
2.84sYou two need to wake up and smell the java.
2.99sAnd the first step is to admit that you're bad parents.
2.8sI admit it. Homer, no! We're not bad parents.
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