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2.23sYou're gonna laugh when you hear this.
2.7sWhen suddenly--
2.1sWell, I thought Dad was the problem.
3.34sBut apparently Mom is no prize pig herself.
3.9sIt's a miracle poor Bartholomew isn't robbing banks and chasing sweet Lady "H."
0.5sI'm a latchkey kid.
2.64sYou are not!
1.75sQuiet, little girl!
2.84sYou two need to wake up and smell the java.
2.99sAnd the first step is to admit that you're bad parents.
2.8sI admit it. Homer, no! We're not bad parents.
2.2sYes, you are! Just say it!
3.75sNo, I won't! And frankly, Judge, I think you're a bully!
2.15sYou do, huh?
3.82sYou're so busy thinking up crazy ways to punish people,