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2.03sI'm always screwing up in school...
2.27sand getting in trouble with the law.
2.72sBut if I grow up to be a halfway decent person,
3.6sI know it'll be because of my mom and dad.
1.93sEveryone else might give up on me,
2.13sbut my parents never will.
2.74sThat's my brother.
3.8sUm, did she say she used to be a dude?
3.52sSo, Your Honor, if you're going to punish anyone in this courtroom today,
2.62sI ask that you punish me.
0.65sOkay, I will!
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4.02sBartholomew Simpson, I hereby sentence you to five years in juvenile hall!
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2.99sWell, I'm back from vacation.
3.2sBut I was just about to bang my gavel, making the sentence official.
3.62sSorry, I've already put my clown down.
0.5sBut I was just going to--
2.7sThe clown is down.
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