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2.43sBut, Constance, it only happened because--
2.74sHey, hey! If I want a cock-and-bull story, I'll read Hemingway.
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3.4sDon't be mad at Homer. I was the one who cut the rope.
0.48sAre you threatening me with that knife?
2.04sNo!
2.08sWait! I'm to blame, Judge.
3.97sYou see, I was pressuring my wife to make love in front of our son.
2.23sYou're gonna laugh when you hear this.
2.7sWhen suddenly--
2.1sWell, I thought Dad was the problem.
3.34sBut apparently Mom is no prize pig herself.
3.9sIt's a miracle poor Bartholomew isn't robbing banks and chasing sweet Lady "H."
0.5sI'm a latchkey kid.
2.64sYou are not!
1.75sQuiet, little girl!
2.84sYou two need to wake up and smell the java.