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2.17sThen where was he when you stole the police car?
4.82sUh, Your Honor, I was chasing the KBBL Party Penguin Prize Patrol.
2.68sYou abandoned your son to win $40?
2.62sAnd a Blue Oyster Cult medallion.
1.47sCool.
2.4sAnd that was more important than keeping your son out of trouble?
3.32sYour Honor, if I may sing a little bit of "(Don't Fear) The Reaper,"
2.02sI think you'll agree that--
1.23sI'm familiar with B.O.C.
4.17sBut you have got a boy here who is crying out for adult supervision!
1.78sI couldn't agree more.
3.44sPerhaps some sort of court-appointed babysitter or "au pair."
0.53sSorry, bub. That crow won't caw.
2.04sIt won't?
0.65sI hereby order you to be tethered to your son!
3.14sTethered?
0.68sTethered. Report to room 5.