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3.8sSo... it cost you nothing.
2.3sShut up!
1.85sYou two are not only horrible parents,
1.94syou're violent criminals.
2.74sAnd I'm gonna lock you up till frogs do fractions.
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1.89sYour Honor, may I say something?
2.42sWell, it is highly unorthodox...
1.47sso no!
1.7sPlease, Your Honor?
2.15sOh, I can't resist that look.
2.67sYou remind me of me when I was a little boy.
3.4sYour Honor, it's not easy being my parents.
2.03sI'm always screwing up in school...
2.27sand getting in trouble with the law.
2.72sBut if I grow up to be a halfway decent person,
3.6sI know it'll be because of my mom and dad.