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2.27sDon't spit on my cupcake and tell me it's frosting.
0.67s
2.92sWhat did she say about cupcakes?
3.34sAccording to this, your father was driving you to school?
2.17sThen where was he when you stole the police car?
4.82sUh, Your Honor, I was chasing the KBBL Party Penguin Prize Patrol.
2.68sYou abandoned your son to win $40?
2.62sAnd a Blue Oyster Cult medallion.
1.47sCool.
2.4sAnd that was more important than keeping your son out of trouble?
3.32sYour Honor, if I may sing a little bit of "(Don't Fear) The Reaper,"
2.02sI think you'll agree that--
1.23sI'm familiar with B.O.C.
4.17sBut you have got a boy here who is crying out for adult supervision!
1.78sI couldn't agree more.
3.44sPerhaps some sort of court-appointed babysitter or "au pair."
0.53sSorry, bub. That crow won't caw.
2.04sIt won't?