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2.74sAnd I'm gonna lock you up till frogs do fractions.
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1.89sYour Honor, may I say something?
2.42sWell, it is highly unorthodox...
1.47sso no!
1.7sPlease, Your Honor?
2.15sOh, I can't resist that look.
2.67sYou remind me of me when I was a little boy.
3.4sYour Honor, it's not easy being my parents.
2.03sI'm always screwing up in school...
2.27sand getting in trouble with the law.
2.72sBut if I grow up to be a halfway decent person,
3.6sI know it'll be because of my mom and dad.
1.93sEveryone else might give up on me,
2.13sbut my parents never will.
2.74sThat's my brother.
3.8sUm, did she say she used to be a dude?
3.52sSo, Your Honor, if you're going to punish anyone in this courtroom today,
2.62sI ask that you punish me.