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3.97sYou see, I was pressuring my wife to make love in front of our son.
2.23sYou're gonna laugh when you hear this.
2.7sWhen suddenly--
2.1sWell, I thought Dad was the problem.
3.34sBut apparently Mom is no prize pig herself.
3.9sIt's a miracle poor Bartholomew isn't robbing banks and chasing sweet Lady "H."
0.5sI'm a latchkey kid.
2.64sYou are not!
1.75sQuiet, little girl!
2.84sYou two need to wake up and smell the java.
2.99sAnd the first step is to admit that you're bad parents.
2.8sI admit it. Homer, no! We're not bad parents.
2.2sYes, you are! Just say it!
3.75sNo, I won't! And frankly, Judge, I think you're a bully!
2.15sYou do, huh?
3.82sYou're so busy thinking up crazy ways to punish people,
3.27syou can't see how much I love my kids!
2.22sUm, Your Honor, I'd like to be tried separately.
2.99sI don't mean to be disrespectful, Judge Harm,
2.4sbut we are not bad parents.
2sAnd there isn't a tether in this world...
3.07swith enough fiber optics to make me say we are.