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1.95sFired, huh?
2.17sWho else you gonna find to take a bullet for you?
2.37sOr have his genitals hooked up to a car battery?
2.89sI'll tell you who. Him! Whoo-hoo!
2.3sHomer, I don't think you were listening to what he just--
2.99sI said, "Whoo-hoo."
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3.89sAs a bodyguard, your only loyalty is to your protectee.
4.47sNot to your family. Not to your country. Not to "Moo-hammad."
2.84sEven during Ramadan? Shut your Sass-hole, boy.
3.77sThese melons represent your protectees.
3.09sThroughout this course, you will protect your personal melon as if it was paying your salary.
2.07sWhat?
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3.75sOkay. Listen up. My goal is to assassinate that watermelon.
3.34sYour job is to take the bullet. Go!
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0.27sGo, go, go!
4.04s- Pow!
- No!
4.57sWell, your dive wasn't bad, but I just didn't believe your "No!"