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2sfor this stack of water-damaged Little Lulus.
2.77s"A," that is not water. It is diet Mr. Pibb.
2.89sAnd "B," I-- ooh.
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4.47sTell me, how do you feel about 45-year-old virgins who still live with their parents?
3.39sComb the Sweet Tarts out of your beard and you're on. Don't try to change me, baby.
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4.64sWelcome, futurists, cyberphiles and the rest of you dateless wonders.
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2.07sAnd now to push this convention into hyperspace,
4.75sthe man who put the "star" in Star Wars, a real burr under Darth Vader's saddle,
3.05sLuke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill!
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2.35sHey, thanks, everybody.
2.34sYou know, I'm here today as Luke Skywalker,
3.09sbut I'm also here to talk about Sprint.