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4.14sAnd I ordered a double-double, but they gave me the double-double-double-double.
2.62sAnd then Apu gave the mayor lots of change for--
3.53sDad, don't you see what's going on? That "change" was a bribe.
3.47sOh, honey, don't be so naive. That's how the world works.
5.07sSure the mayor takes a few bribes, but he also makes the trains run on time.
4.62sNo, he doesn't. Trains are regulated by the federal Department of Transportation.
1.74sAnd recent studies have shown that--
2.47sHomer!
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3.77sThank you, Mayor Quimby, for honoring us with the school milk concession.
4.84sWell, the good children of Springfield need their milk, and I need my--
3.89sPlease accept this kickback as a token of our esteem.
3.19sThank you, Fat Tony. However, in the future,
4.55sI would prefer a nondescript briefcase to the sack with a dollar sign on it.
2.59sSo, how'd you get the nickname "Legs"?
3.24sWell, that's an interesting story.