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4.07sI get more business. Send daughters to small liberal arts college--
2.33sSwarthmore, maybe Sarah Lawrence.
1.77sCall professors by first name. Hah!
1.67sDynamite!
1.24sHang 'em on the door. Got it.
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2.92sHey, hey! No menus--
2.8sOr I'll cut you like a box along the flaps!
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4.27sYou quitter! Quitter boy! Quitter boy!
0.5sI'm sorry.
1.79sNow restaurant fail,
1.93schildren go to state college.
3.85sSerious students powerless against drunken "jockocracy."
1.92sBaseball hats everywhere!
1.92sHey, man, this job is too dangerous.
2.72sMenu boy no be coward like shrimp.
2.75sMenu boy be brave like prawn.
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3.84sMenu boy must move silently like ghost.
4.07sLeave no footprint, only lunch specials.
1.75sHai!