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1.67sSo, Bart, our school policy...
2.84sis to give students in your situation straight A's.
0.42sGet out! What's the catch?
3.19sThe tragic loss of your sister.
2.62sAh, yes. Ghastly business, that.
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3.92sGrieving father comin' through. Homer, uh, booze is on the house,
3sseeing as how Lisa is, um--
2.17sOh, how do I put this?
2.74sRidin' the midnight train to slab city.
1.75sThanks for the beer, Moe.
3.9sBut before Lisa died, she made this tape that I think you should hear.
3.1sDear Moe, if anything should ever happen to me,
2.65sI want you to tear up my dad's tab,
1.82sand pour cocktail onions--
2.37sDad, I can't. Read it!
4.27sPour cocktail onions down your pants.
3.22sWell, I ain't never said no to a dead girl yet.