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1.97sWell, they've got one that says "Porn Star"...
3.53sand another that says "Sperm Dumpster" and they're all written in glitter.
2.09sAll right. All right. Give me "Sperm Dumpster."
1.33sThat's the spirit.
2.66s- You finding everything okay?
- Yes, thank you.
1.1sYou just let me know if you need any--
2.1sHow do these jeans look?
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1.19s- $10.
- $5.
1.15s$8 and I'll do it.
0.37sFine.
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2.47sHelp, I've escaped from Kevin Spacey's basement!
0.99sHelp me!
2.56sI am so outrageous. Give me the cash.
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2.66s- Cold in here?
- Nope, just really small.
3.09sFace it, Mom. No matter what I wear, I look ugly.
2.4sMeg, you're being.... That's....
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1.43sLet's try down here.
4.23sComing up next, Joan Rivers speaks to us from beyond the grave.
2.09sBut first, let's go to the Ouahog Mega-Mall...
1.97swhere Asian correspondent Tricia Takanawa...
1.4sis handing out makeovers.
1.26sThat's right, Tom.