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3.27sI'm afraid I have some very bad news. Your wife's gonna be a vegetable.
3.73sYou'll have to bathe her, feed her and care for her the rest of her life.
1.33sOh, my God.
1.83sNo, I'm just kidding. She's dead.
2.4sEver since that mega-mall opened across the street...
1.66sit's been taking away all my business.
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2.63sThey got 300 stores, 200 restaurants...
2.23s53 bars, and an indoor cattle ranch.
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3.53sI go to Baskin-Robbins every night and buy myself a little treat.
2.23sNow, how in the hell am I supposed to compete with that?
1.47sYou need to fix the place up.
3.27sReinvent The Clam's image and we'll help you.
1.66sThat'll take forever.
3.09sNot if we do a 1980s fixing-stuff-up montage.
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