2.87sWhat the hell's it look like? I'm putting the bar up for sale.
2.16sPlease tell me this is some kind of practical joke.
2.76sLike the kind I used to play when I was an intern at the hospital.
3.27sI'm afraid I have some very bad news. Your wife's gonna be a vegetable.
3.73sYou'll have to bathe her, feed her and care for her the rest of her life.
1.33sOh, my God.
1.83sNo, I'm just kidding. She's dead.
2.4sEver since that mega-mall opened across the street...