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2.25sMom, Dad, am I ugly?
1.78sOf course not, sweetie.
2.06sYeah, where'd you get a stupid idea like that?
0.95sCraig Hoffman.
1.71sCraig Hoffman said that?
2.8sWell, he's a sharp kid. You might be ugly.
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2.59sThere, there, let me dry those tears.
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2.43sYes, your anguish sustains me.
2.43sMeg, honey, don't let those awful kids at school...
2.4smake you feel bad about yourself. I tell you what.
3.37sTomorrow you and I are gonna go out and get you some brand new outfits.
3.77sMaybe a pair of those low-rider jeans that'll show off your cute butt, huh?
2.13sReally? Wow, thanks, Mom.
1.63sMeg in low-riders.
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1.49sEnough of that.
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