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2.76scan you perform surgery on yourself?
3.03sWell, no, Chris. My degree's in optometry.
1.09sAll right, Dr. Ditty.
1.99sI got three choices for you for the name of the band:
3.37sPeter Griffin Starship, Peter Griffin and the Sunday Steppers...
2.09sor Testicular Sound Express.
1.93sI think the name is Meg.
0.13sMe? Why?
1.93sYeah, why?
1.87sLet me explain something to you, all right?
3.4sWe got to get her half-naked and put her out front, center stage.
2.16sAnd that's gonna make y'all billionaires...
3.6sbecause America loves hot, white jailbait ass.
1.47sWait a minute.
2.56sThat's the smartest thing I've ever heard...
2.2sanyone say about anything.
2.97sI'm not sure I'm comfortable with Meg being exploited that way.
3.2sShut up. Mom, it's not your decision. I want to be exploited.
2.16sMeg, don't you talk to me like that.
3.2sLook, Lois, I love Meal Ticket just as much as I love Chris and Stevie...
2.97sbut business is business. So, let's get this show on the road, huh?
2.37sGood. Now, I just need you to sign this.
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1.97sOh, God. Sorry.