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2.4smake you feel bad about yourself. I tell you what.
3.37sTomorrow you and I are gonna go out and get you some brand new outfits.
3.77sMaybe a pair of those low-rider jeans that'll show off your cute butt, huh?
2.13sReally? Wow, thanks, Mom.
1.63sMeg in low-riders.
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1.49sEnough of that.
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1.63sGo away, damn you.
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2.09sYou're going to get it now.
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1.66sOh, my God!
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1.99sHorace, what is this all about?
2.87sWhat the hell's it look like? I'm putting the bar up for sale.
2.16sPlease tell me this is some kind of practical joke.
2.76sLike the kind I used to play when I was an intern at the hospital.
3.27sI'm afraid I have some very bad news. Your wife's gonna be a vegetable.
3.73sYou'll have to bathe her, feed her and care for her the rest of her life.
1.33sOh, my God.
1.83sNo, I'm just kidding. She's dead.
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