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3.14sLucky there's a family guy
3.47sLucky there's a man who'll positively tell you
1.58sall the things that make us
1.42slaugh 'n' cry
4.74sHe's a family guy
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0.75si'm Morley Safer.
0.95sI'm Mike Wallace.
0.97sI'm Ed Bradley.
0.97sI'm Lesley Stahl.
1.97sAnd one of you is hung like an elf.
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1.83sI feel so naughty.
1.45sLois, what are you doing?
1.48sNeither of us is drunk.
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1.2sHEy, Knock it off!
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2.17sOh, my God! I found a lump!
1.4sA breast lump!
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1.65sThe important thing is to stay calm.
1.57sIt's probably nothing, honey.
1.54syeah, That's easy for you to say.
1.37sYou get to keep both your cans.