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1.33sYeah, about that,
2.94suh, I was pretty sure I was gonna die, uh,
1.97s'cause, actually, th-there's this girl in New York,
1.8sand it's--it's getting kinda serious.
2.77sBut... You know, thanks for letting me draw you naked.
2.6sI still can't believe you let me do that!
4.1sSo, what, You're saying the only way to make the world right is for me to kill someonE?
1.73sI know. WhY don't you kill Lois?
1.77sNo. One death isn't gonna do it.
3.64sYou're gonna have to do something that will get everyone's attention, something huge.
1.82sHow about if you blow up the earTH?
2.18sToo huge. But you're thinking. I like that.
2.03sYou could kill all the girls who are prettier than me.
1.55sWEll, That would just leave England.
1.17sWait. Wait. I have it.
1.33sI'm a genius.
2.77sYou'll kill the kids from Dawson's Creek!
2.5sI knew it! I knew it. As soon as that show came on the air, I said,
2.04s"I'm gonna be the one who has to kill these kidS."
1.95sIt's true. He did say it.
1.4sA buncH of Hot young celebrities.
1.83sIt's perfect!
1.32sThe kids are on their way to L.A.
1.5sto renegotiate their contract.
1.33sBut. Ha, ha, ha.