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1.92sOh, My sweetie is ok.
1.48saw, Better than ok, Lois.
3.14sFrom now on, I'm gonna appreciate all the little things in life,
1.82slike you and the kids.
2.85sWhoah, whoah, whoah, Is this the price of my bill or my phone number?
1.75sUh, Your phone number.
1sOh.
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2.1sWE--wEll, It's still pretty pricey!
2.07sPeter, who cares how much the Bill is?
2.3sYou've just got the most important bill of all,
1.93sa clean bill A health.
3.1sAh, Jeez, Lois. How long you been waiting to crack out that gem?
2.64sAw, This sucks, Brian. Wh--Why should I have to pay this?
1.7sI mean, There's nothing wrong with me.
1.67sYeah, iT's a shame you're not dying.
1.57sWait a second. That's it!
1.6sThey can't make a dead guy pay his bill.
1.89sAll I gotta do is write "deceased"
1.5sright here where it says "name."
1.4sAnd where it says "sex,"
2.35sI'll write, "No, thanks. I'm dead."
1.1sIt's bulletproof.
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2.3sBut you promised the fat one would perish.
2.45sI know. Isn't it wonderful, honey?
1.75sYour father is alive and well,