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0.75si'm Morley Safer.
0.95sI'm Mike Wallace.
0.97sI'm Ed Bradley.
0.97sI'm Lesley Stahl.
1.97sAnd one of you is hung like an elf.
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1.83sI feel so naughty.
1.45sLois, what are you doing?
1.48sNeither of us is drunk.
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1.2sHEy, Knock it off!
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2.17sOh, my God! I found a lump!
1.4sA breast lump!
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1.65sThe important thing is to stay calm.
1.57sIt's probably nothing, honey.
1.54syeah, That's easy for you to say.
1.37sYou get to keep both your cans.
1.43sPeter, don't talk like that!
1.67sYou'll see a doctor tomorrow and--
2.44sOh, no--no--no-- No. I'm not gonna see a doctor, Lois.
3.9sThe healthiest thing we can do is just ignore this and pretend it doesn't exist.
1.78sJust like we do with the squid.
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1.07sUh, ear--EarthquakE.
1.82sAh, Truck going by.
2.72sI'm gonna bE finE. I'm gonna be fine. Nothing to worry about.
0.93sMeow!