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4.03sYeah. That's where seniors hunt down freshmen and nail them with paddles.
3.37sMan, remember how much that was, beating those freshmen silly?
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0.99sOh, yeah.
1.9sYou're not serious, are you?
3.73sChris, I'm just as serious as I was when I saw Paul Reiser do standup.
3.7sWhat's the deal with airline food? I mean, is this stuff bad or what?
2.2sWell, that's not nice. Those chefs work really hard.
2.94sAnd what's with those Starbucks, huh? They're everywhere.
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1.63sLot of people want coffee.
3.27sIt's supply and demand. It's the foundation of our entire economy, Paul.
3.87sAnd who do I talk to about those long lines at the ATM?
1.09sThat's what I want to know.
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1.56sNot me, Mr. Reiser.
2.49sSomeone who has time to fritter away, but not me.
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3.16sPeter, what're you doing? You've been out of work forever.