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2.99sMy dad got a job at the brewery and he gets lots of free beer.
2.2sActually, he's kind of been going overboard lately.
3.73s- Oh, my God! - Hey, Meg, you seen my pants?
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2.8sLois, by the way, we're out of toilet paper.
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2.8sChris, thank you for helping bring water to my village.
3.44sYou're a hero.
0.12sNo. Lou Gehrig was a hero.
2.87sExcellent. As soon as I release this biological toxin...
3.06sinto the world's water supply, I will rule the world.
2.7sI'll call it "Lou Gehrig's Disease."
3.06sI just have to remember to make sure this cap is screwed on tight.
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2.37sWell, I guess the joke's on me.
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3.2sThis is a gift from all of us. Go ahead, try it on.
0.97sOkay.
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2.4sOh my, Chris, we can see your genitals.
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2.53sJust kidding. Everyone's genitals are hanging out.
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