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3.44sWhy do you close your eyes when we make love?
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2.49sI wonder how your father's first day at work went?
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1.9sDad, what the hell are you doing?
1.43sYeah, hey, buddy.
4.37sI'll have a triple cheeseburger and a large fries and....
1.06sDo you sell pants?
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2.06sHey, Meg, what's with all the beer cans?
2.99sMy dad got a job at the brewery and he gets lots of free beer.
2.2sActually, he's kind of been going overboard lately.
3.73s- Oh, my God!
- Hey, Meg, you seen my pants?
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2.8sLois, by the way, we're out of toilet paper.
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2.8sChris, thank you for helping bring water to my village.
3.44sYou're a hero.
0.12sNo. Lou Gehrig was a hero.
2.87sExcellent. As soon as I release this biological toxin...
3.06sinto the world's water supply, I will rule the world.