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1.87sChris, what're you all dressed up for?
4.1sThese are my back-to-school clothes. I start high school tomorrow.
3.16sOh, boy. You better watch out for the Freshman Hunt.
4.03sYeah. That's where seniors hunt down freshmen and nail them with paddles.
3.37sMan, remember how much that was, beating those freshmen silly?
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0.99sOh, yeah.
1.9sYou're not serious, are you?
3.73sChris, I'm just as serious as I was when I saw Paul Reiser do standup.
3.7sWhat's the deal with airline food? I mean, is this stuff bad or what?
2.2sWell, that's not nice. Those chefs work really hard.
2.94sAnd what's with those Starbucks, huh? They're everywhere.
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1.63sLot of people want coffee.
3.27sIt's supply and demand. It's the foundation of our entire economy, Paul.
3.87sAnd who do I talk to about those long lines at the ATM?