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1.19sHe bit me!
3.99sMr. Griffin, although I may not fully understand Opie's management style...
2.8she has proven himself a more competent employee than you.
3.4sSo, in my absence, you will listen to him.
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1.33sCome on, guy.
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3.46sDamn it! This is worse than being Kevin Federline's magic mirror.
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3.06sMagic mirror, how can I look like a douchebag today?
3.13sWell, Kevin, I would say, first of all, don't shave or shower.
0.99sOkay, I won't.
2.26s- And you just got out of bed, right?
- Yeah.
2.87sI would say, just go ahead and wear that tank top all day.
1.13sOkay.
3.09sAll right, so we covered the hygiene, no collared shirts.
3.37sOh, and don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense ofaccomplishment.
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3.9sChris, the festival of the harvest is the time of celebration for my people.
1.73s- Would you like to dance?
- Sure!
2.49sNo one's ever asked me to dance before.