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4.63sMr. Griffin, we have different rules here. For starters, no drinking. Period.
2.26sWe start work at 7:00 a.m. sharp.
2.16sThis is your co-worker, Opie.
3.96sHe is a burden of the state, deemed unfit for mainstream society.
1.19sHe is your superior.
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0.99sWhat'd he say?
2.16sHe said he wants you to put your finger in his mouth.
2.33sIf you value your job, I'd do it.
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1.19sHe bit me!
3.99sMr. Griffin, although I may not fully understand Opie's management style...
2.8she has proven himself a more competent employee than you.
3.4sSo, in my absence, you will listen to him.
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1.33sCome on, guy.
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3.46sDamn it! This is worse than being Kevin Federline's magic mirror.
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3.06sMagic mirror, how can I look like a douchebag today?
3.13sWell, Kevin, I would say, first of all, don't shave or shower.