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2.87sYeah? At least Picard had the guts to admit he was bald.
3.64sWhat? You take that back! Ooh, eBay.
4.07sAre there no further bids for this exquisite galaxy?
2.87sSold to the being of inconceivable horror.
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2.12sWill a money order be okay?
0.46sYes.
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2.02sSo where's the celebrity dating place?
4.5sLet's search the Web. Over there.
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3.02sWelcome to Nappster. Let's see what celebrities we've got in stock.
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2.23s- Can I interest you in Gwyneth Paltrow?
- Nah.
2.27sI read in Newsweek that she drinks human blood.
4.14sUh, how about Cleopatra, whose beauty destroyed mighty empires?
3.19sMm, I'd prefer someone from the era of shaved underarms.
2.29sDo you have anything with more of a Lucy Liu feel to it?
3.74sNah, nothin' like that, although we do have Lucy Liu.