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2.87sSold to the being of inconceivable horror.
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2.12sWill a money order be okay?
0.46sYes.
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2.02sSo where's the celebrity dating place?
4.5sLet's search the Web. Over there.
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3.02sWelcome to Nappster. Let's see what celebrities we've got in stock.
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2.23s- Can I interest you in Gwyneth Paltrow?
- Nah.
2.27sI read in Newsweek that she drinks human blood.
4.14sUh, how about Cleopatra, whose beauty destroyed mighty empires?