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2.97sMy God! He never took middle school hygiene.
2.25sHe never saw the propaganda film.
4.44sIt's just lucky I keep a copy in the VCR at all times.
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2.6sOrdinary human dating.
3.64sIt's enjoyable, and it serves an important purpose.
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2.87sBut when a human dates an artificial mate,
3.04sthere is no purpose, only enjoyment.
3.09sAnd that leads to... tragedy.
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2.57sNeato! A Marilyn Monroebot.
2.69sOh, you're a real dreamboat--
1.82sBilly Everyteen.
3.82sHarmless fun? Let's see what happens next.
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2.44sBilly, do you want to walk your dog?
3.29sNo, thanks, Mom. I'd rather make out with my Monroebot.