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2.12sWill a money order be okay?
0.46sYes.
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2.02sSo where's the celebrity dating place?
4.5sLet's search the Web. Over there.
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3.02sWelcome to Nappster. Let's see what celebrities we've got in stock.
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2.23s- Can I interest you in Gwyneth Paltrow?
- Nah.
2.27sI read in Newsweek that she drinks human blood.
4.14sUh, how about Cleopatra, whose beauty destroyed mighty empires?
3.19sMm, I'd prefer someone from the era of shaved underarms.
2.29sDo you have anything with more of a Lucy Liu feel to it?
3.74sNah, nothin' like that, although we do have Lucy Liu.
3.62sOnly woman to be named People magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year" twice--
3.19sin 2003 and then again in 2063.